The internet has had a grand tradition of putting anachronistic figures together and just watching them bounce off of one another. The recently abandoned but still glorious “Bob Hates Andy” threw Bob Dylan at his one-sided rival, Andy Warhol, to hilarious results. Now, the Sarcastic Voyage podcast has offered us a brand new pair of rivals, starring the overly peppy and pissy Neil Gaiman pestering Alan Moore. Making everything better, they’re both puppets in the most homemade and low-fi sense. The two episodes that have been released so far both revolve around Moore’s frustration with “Before Watchmen” but watching the crotchety recluse yell at Gaiman couldn’t possibly get old.